Scene - I saw someone (Neon Hitch) across the way I wanted to talk to, so I left my handbag and gift bag on my chair.
Me: Do you know where my gift bag went?
Her: Yeah… I think it went behind your chair.
Me: *looking behind and under my chair and she also “helped me look”* Umm… did you take my bag?
Her: No. *then starts shuffling in her seat* I think it fell into my bag. *she then proceeds to pull the bag out of her bag and attempts to give it to me*
Me: *put up my hands to protest* You know what, you can keep it. Do you want the tote bag it came in as well?
Her: Oh no, you can have that.
Me: *I left the tote bag on the chair after the show”